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Dave Thomas
Every child deserves a home and love. Period.
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Andrew Mellon
Gentlemen prefer bonds.
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Mark Twain
If Christ were here now there is one thing he would not be - a Christian.
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Joseph Campbell
When you follow your bliss... doors will open where you would not have thought there would be doors and where there wouldn't be a door for anyone else.
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George Santayana
All living souls welcome whatsoever they are ready to cope with all else they ignore, or pronounce to be monstrous and wrong, or deny to be possible.
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John Kenneth Galbraith
In economics, the majority is always wrong.
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Aeschylus
For somehow this is tyranny's disease, to trust no friends.
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Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe
The story so far: In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.
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Don Wood
Stupid is forever, ignorance can be fixed.
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Ben Bova
Feeding the starving poor only increases their number.
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Albert Einstein
Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism -- how passionately I hate them!
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Harry Gray
No one ever achieved greatness by playing it safe.
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