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Katherine Hepburn
I never realized until lately that women were supposed to be inferior.
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Davy Crockett
I leave this rule for others when I'm dead, Be always sure you're right--then go ahead.
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Jack Lemmon
It's hard enough to write a good drama, it's much harder to write a good comedy, and it's hardest of all to write a drama with comedy. Which is what life is.
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Martin Heidegger
For authentic living what is needed is the resolute confrontation of death.
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Karl Kraus
Sexual enlightenment is justified insofar as girls cannot learn too soon how children do not come into the world.
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Charles Caleb Colton
Times of general calamity and confusion create great minds. The purest ore is produced from the hottest furnace, and the brightest thunderbolt is elicited from the darkest storms.
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Brian Tracy
No one lives long enough to learn everything they need to learn starting from scratch. To be successful, we absolutely, positively have to find people who have already paid the price to learn the things that we need to learn to achieve our goals.
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Franklin P. Adams
When the political columnists say 'Every thinking man' they mean themselves, and when candidates appeal to 'Every intelligent voter' they mean everybody who is going to vote for them.
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John Bunyan
Prayer opens the heart to God, and it is the means by which the soul, though empty, is filled by God.
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Zig Ziglar
Success means doing the best we can with what we have. Success is the doing, not the getting; in the trying, not the triumph. Success is a personal standard, reaching for the highest that is in us, becoming all that we can be. If we do our best, we are a success. Success is the maximumutilization of the ability that you have.
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Charles Caleb Colton
Deliberate with caution, but act with decision and yield with graciousness, or oppose with firmness.
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Saint Jerome, Letter 48
The line, often adopted by strong men in controversy, of justifying the means by the end.
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