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Adelle Davis
Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper.
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Joyce
Accept that all of us can be hurt, that all of us can--and surely will at times--fail. I think we should follow a simple rule if we can take the worst, take the risk.
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Jawaharlal Nehru
Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you is determinism; the way you play it is free will.
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Louisa May Alcott
Far away there in the sunshine are my highest aspirations. I may not reach them but I can look up and see their beauty, believe in them and try to follow them.
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Mark Twain
There is something fascinating about science. One gets such wholesale returns of conjecture out of such a trifling investment of fact.
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Edward Teller
Two paradoxes are better than one they may even suggest a solution.
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Charles Dickens
Train up a fig tree in the way it should go, and when you are old sit under the shade of it.
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Jimmy Johnson
Treat a person as he is, and he will remain as he is. Treat him as he could be, and he will become what he should be.
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Samuel Johnson
Of all noises, I think music is the least disagreeable.
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John Mason Brown, drama critic
He played the king as if afraid someone else would play the ace.
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Leo Tolstoy
All happy families resemble one another, but each unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.
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Thomas Carlyle
Popular opinion is the greatest lie in the world.
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