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John Irving, _The Cider House Rules_ (1985)
What is hardest to accept about the passage of time is that the people who once mattered the most to us are wrapped up in parentheses.
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Maxwell Maltz, Communication Bulletin for Managers & Supervisors, June 2004
We find no real satisfaction or happiness in life without obstacles to conquer and goals to achieve.
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Christian Nestell Bovee
The next best thing to being witty one's self, is to be able to quote another's wit.
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Ecclesiastes
Be not slow to visit the sick.
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Orlando A. Battista
The greatest weakness of most humans is their hesitancy to tell others how much they love them while they're alive.
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Michel de Montaigne
There are some defeats more triumphant than victories.
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Jean de La Fontaine
In everything one must consider the end.
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Antonio Salieri, title of an opera
Prima la musica, poi le parole (first the music, then the words)
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Norman Vincent Peale
Throw your heart over the fence and the rest will follow.
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Alice James
One has a greater sense of intellectual degradation after an interview with a doctor than from any human experience.
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Neil Armstrong
That's one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind.
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Henry Clay
Of all the properties which belong to honorable men, not one is so highly prized as that of character.
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