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Martin Luther
Men are not made religious by performing certain actions which are externally good, but they must first have righteous principles, and then they will not fail to perform virtuous actions.
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Agatha Christie
I don't think necessity is the mother of invention - invention, in my opinion, arises directly from idleness, possibly also from laziness. To save oneself trouble.
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David Schwartz
There is a good side to every situation.
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Albert Schweitzer
Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory.
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Albert Einstein
My religion consists of a humble admiration of the illimitable superior spirit who reveals himself in the slight details we are able to perceive with our frail and feeble mind.
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Dante Alighieri
Avarice, envy, pride,Three fatal sparks, have set the hearts of allOn Fire.
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Don Quisenberry
The future is much like the present, only longer.
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Plato, The Republic
I have hardly ever known a mathematician who was capable of reasoning.
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Moshe Arens
Anyone who stops learning is old, whether at 2 or 8. Anyone who keeps learning stays young. The greatest thing in life is to keep your mind young.
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I.F. Stone
Every government is run by liars and nothing they say should be believed.
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John Witherspoon
Never read a book through merely because you have begun it.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
When a resolute young fellow steps up to the great bully, the world, and takes him boldly by the beard, he is often surprised to find it comes off in his hand, and that it was only tied on to scare away the timid adventurers.
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