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William Peter Horn
You always smile but in your eyes your sorrow shows.
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Samuel Taylor Coleridge
The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman.
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Dr. Seuss
You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself any direction you choose.
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Kin Hubbard
Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
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Chauncey Depew
I get my exercise acting as a pallbearer to my friends who exercise.
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William Shakespeare
The trust I have is in mine innocence, and therefore am I bold and resolute.
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Arthur Schnabel, My Life and Music (1961)
When I am asked, What do you think of our audience? I answer, I know two kinds of audiences only--one coughing, and one not coughing.
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Martin Luther King, Jr.
Take the first step in faith. You don't have to see the whole staircase, just take the first step.
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Mark Twain
To be good is noble, but to teach others how to be good is nobler--and less trouble.
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Edward M. Kennedy
Don't sacrifice your political convictions for the convenience of the hour.
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Abraham Lincoln
The probability that we may fail in the struggle ought not to deter us from the support of a cause we believe to be just.
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Francis Bacon
Believe not much them that seem to despise riches, for they despise them that despair of them.
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