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Franklin P. Jones
One thing you will probably remember well is any time you forgive and forget.
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Roosevelt, Eleanor
In the long run, we shape our lives, and we shape ourselves. The process never ends until we die. And the choices we make are ultimately our own responsibility.
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Melchior De Polignac
To err is human.
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Monica Baldwin
I have always felt that the moment when first you wake up in the morning is the most wonderful of the twenty-four hours.
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Alexander Hamilton
When men exercise their reason coolly and freely on a variety of distinct questions, they inevitably fall into different opinions on some of them. When they are governed by a common passion, their opinions, if they are to be called, will be the same.
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Eddie Cantor
He hasn't an enemy in the world - but all his friends hate him.
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Mother Jones
Pray for the dead, and fight like hell for the living.
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William O. Douglas
The way to combat noxious ideas is with other ideas. The way to combat falsehoods is with truth.
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Mark Twain
Time cools, time clarifies no mood can be maintained quite unaltered through the course of hours.
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Dante Alighieri, The Divine Comedy
Avarice, envy, pride, Three fatal sparks, have set the hearts of all On Fire.
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Sophocles
Death is not the worst rather, in vain To wish for death, and not to compass it.
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Will Rogers
The best doctor in the world is the veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter-he's got to just know.
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