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Michael Jackson
Prejudice is ignorance.
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Peter Drucker
Unless commitment is made, there are only promises and hopes... but no plans.
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Woodrow Wilson
No man can sit down and withhold his hands from the warfare against wrong and get peace from his acquiescence.
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Nelson Mendela
We must use time wisely and forever realize that the time is always ripe to do right.
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Robert Orben
If you can laugh together, you can work together.
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Elsa Schiaparelli
Women dress alike all over the world: they dress to be annoying to other women.
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Eric Hoffer
Passionate hatred can give meaning and purpose to an empty life. Thus people haunted by the purposelessness of their lives try to find a new content not only by dedicating themselves to a holy cause but also by nursing a fanatical grievance. A mass movement offers them unlimited opportunities for both.
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Mignon McLaughlin
The only courage that matters is the kind that gets you from one moment to the next.
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Mark Twain
I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying that I approved of it.
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Biblical Proverb
Speak to the earth, and it shall teach thee.
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Warren Miller
Don't take life seriously because you can't come out of it alive.
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W. N. Taylor
Temptation rarely comes in working hours. It is in their leisure time that men are made or marred.
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