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Calvin Coolidge
The nation which forgets its defenders will be itself forgotten.
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Isaac Asimov
Part of the inhumanity of the computer is that, once it is competently programmed and working smoothly, it is completely honest.
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George Eliot, Silas Marner (1861)
Nothing is so good as it seems beforehand.
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Dave Barry
What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.
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Carol Malia, BBC Anchorwoman
Most cars on our roads have only one occupant, usually the driver.
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Miguel de Cervantes
Too much sanity may be madness. And maddest of all, to see life as it is and not as it should be
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Franz Kafka
You do not need to leave your room. Remain sitting at your table and listen. Do not even listen, simply wait, be quiet, still and solitary. The world will freely offer itself to you to be unmasked, it has no choice, it will roll in ecstasy at your feet.
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William Shakespeare, "Hamlet", Act 2 scene 2
Brevity is the soul of wit.
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Vladimir Nabakov, Lolita
Life is beautiful. Life is sad.
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Erich Fromm
There is no meaning to life except the meaning man gives to his life by the unfolding of his powers.
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Edith Sodergran
The inner fire is the most important thing mankind possesses.
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George Santayana
Sanity is a madness put to good use.
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