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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

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Bertrand Russell

To fear love is to fear life, and those who fear life are already three parts dead.


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Demosthenes, Olynthiac

There is a great deal of wishful thinking in such cases; it is the easiest thing of all to deceive one’s self.


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Mary Catherine Bateson

The family is changing not disappearing. We have to broaden our understanding of it, look for the new metaphors.


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Sir Winston Churchill

Who will relieve me of this Wuthering Height


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Ralph Waldo Emerson

Always do what you are afraid to do.


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Homer, The Iliad

You will certainly not be able to take the lead in all things yourself, for to one man a god has given deeds of war, and to another the dance, to another lyre and song, and in another wide-sounding Zeus puts a good mind.


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Publilius Syrus

You should go to a pear tree for pears, not to an elm.


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Robert Louis Stephenson

The mark of a good action is that it appears inevitable in retrospect.


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Robert Lloyd

Slow and steady wins the race.


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Henry Kissinger

It was a Greek tragedy. Nixon was fulfilling his own nature. Once it started it could not end otherwise.


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Johann von Goethe

Who never ate his bread in sorrow, Who never spent the darksome hours Weeping, and watching for the morrow,-- He knows ye not, ye gloomy Powers.


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James F. Clarke

Conscience is the root of all true courage; if a man would be brave let him obey his conscience.



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