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Chester William Nimitz
A ship is always referred to as 'she' because it costs so much to keep one in paint and powder.
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J. D. Watson, "The Double Helix"
One could not be a successful scientist without realizing that, in contrast to the popular conception supported by newspapers and mothers of scientists, a goodly number of scientists are not only narrow-minded and dull, but also just stupid.
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Wernher Magnus Maximilian von Braun
Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.
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Charles M. Schulz
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
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Conan Doyle
You see, but you do not observe.
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Molly Wiest
War is the biggest ego trip of all time.
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Unknown
In every fat book there is a thin book trying to get out.
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Clarence Darrow
Even if you do learn to speak correct English, whom are you going to speak it to
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E. B. White, Some Remarks on Humor, introduction
Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but the thing dies in the process and the innards are discouraging to any but the pure scientific mind.
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Jewish Proverb
A mother understands what a child does not say.
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Motto of the Mulvany family
Through struggle to the stars.
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Benjamin Franklin
Time is money.
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