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William Butler Yeats
Think like a wise man but communicate in the language of the people.
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Benjamin Johnson
It is not growing like a tree in bulk doth make man better be;
Or standing long an oak, three hundred year,
To fall a log at last, dry, bald, and sere,
A lily of a day
is fairer in May
Although it fall and die that night,
It was the plant of flower and light,
In small proportions we just beauties see;
And in short measures, life may perfect be.
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Carl Sandburg
Money is power, freedom, a cushion, the root of al evil, the sum of all blessings.
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Alexis de Tocqueville, Democracy in America, author Alexis de Tocqueville
Liberty cannot be established without morality, nor morality without faith.
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Flavius Josephus
Everyone ought to worship God according to his own inclinations, and not to be constrained by force.
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Charles William Stubbs
To sit alone with my conscience will be judgment enough for me.
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B. C. Forbes
Real riches are the riches possessed inside.
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Orison Swett Marden
When a man feels throbbing within him the power to do what he undertakes as well as it can possibly be done, and all of his faculties say amen to what he is doing, and give their unqualified approval to his efforts, - this is happiness, this is success.
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Jerry Scott, Baby Blues: Ten Years and Still in Diapers
Where did they put pictures, comic strips, and coupons before they invented the refrigerator door?
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Sicilian Proverb
Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty.
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William Shakespeare
I pray thee cease thy counsel, Which falls into mine ears as profitless as water in a sieve.
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Harry S Truman
I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it.
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