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Baltasar Gracian
Let him that hath no power of patience retire within himself, though even there he will have to put up with himself.
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Helen Keller
The world is moved not only by the mighty shoves of the heroes, but also by the aggregate of the tiny pushes of each honest worker.
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Henry Kissinger, Years of Upheaval
A crisis does not always appear to a policymaker as a series of dramatic events. Usually it imposes itself as an exhausting agenda of petty chores demanding both concentration and endurance.
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Cicero
I prefer tongue-tied knowledge to ignorant loquacity.
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Alcaeus
Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides.
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Dutch Proverb
A little pot boils easily.
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Mark Twain
It were not best that we should all think alike it is the difference of opinion that makes horse races. - from Pudd'nhead Wilson
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Francois De La Rochefoucauld
The defects of the understanding, like those of the face, grow worse as we grow old.
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William Shakespeare
The hand that hath made you fair hath made you good.
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Confucius, The Confucian Analects
What you do not want done to yourself, do not do to others.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
The things taught in colleges and schools are not an education, but the means of education.
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C. G. Jung
We cannot change anything until we accept it. Condemnation does not liberate, it oppresses.
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