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Edward George Bulwer-Lytton
Talent does what it can genius does what it must.
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Leo Rosten
I never cease being dumbfounded by the unbelievable things people believe.
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Chinese Proverb
To attract good fortune, spend a new coin on an old friend, share an old pleasure with a new friend, and lift up the heart of a true friend by writing his name on the wings of a dragon.
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Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
The holiest of holidays are those Kept by ourselves in silence and apart The secret anniversaries of the heart.
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George Bernard Shaw
You are going to let the fear of poverty govern your life and your reward will be that you will eat, but you will not live.
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Marcus Tullius Cicero De Officiis
Justice consists in doing no injury to men decency in giving them no offense.
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Benjamin Franklin
Write injuries in dust, benefits in marble.
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Aristotle
The best friend is the man who in wishing me well wishes it for my sake.
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Saint Augustine, The Confessions. Book 1. (The Harvard Classics. 1909–14, p.1)
...Thou madest us for Thyself, and our heart is restless, until it repose in Thee.
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John C. Maxwell
A man must be big enough to admit his mistakes, smart enough to profit from them, and strong enough to correct them.
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Ashley Montague
Science has proof without any certainty. Creationists have certainty without any proof.
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Lao-Tzu
The good man is the teacher of the bad, And the bad is the material from which the good may learn.
He who does not value the teacher,
Or greatly care for the material,
Is greatly deluded although he may be learned.
Such is the essential mystery.
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