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Luciano Pavarotti
You don't need any brains to listen to music.
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Menander
Nothing is more useful than silence.
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Lao Tzu
While day by day the overzealous student stores up facts for future use, He who has learned to trust nature finds need for ever fewer external directions. He will discard formula after formula, until he reaches the conclusion Let nature take its course. By letting each thing act in accordance with its own nature, everything that needs to be done gets done.
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Frank McKinney Hubbard
The safest way to double your money is to fold it over twice and put it in your pocket.
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Marita Bonner
She did not talk to people as if they were strange hard shells she had to crack open to get inside. She talked as if she were already in the shell. In their very shell.
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Homer
You ought not to practice childish ways, since you are no longer that age.
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Juvenal, Satires
It is not easy for men to rise whose qualities are thwarted by poverty.
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James Arthur Baldwin
The sea rises, the light fails, lovers cling to each other, and children cling to us. The moment we cease to hold each other, the moment we break faith with one another, the sea engulfs us and the light goes out.
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H Hahn Blavatsky
When he has ceased to hear the many, he may discern the One - the inner sound which kills the outer.
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Oliver Wendell Holmes
Youth fades love droops, the leaves of friendship fall A mother's secret hope outlives them all.
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Samuel Johnson, Letter to Lord Chesterfield, 1775
Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel.
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Victor Hugo
Forty is the old age of youth fifty is the youth of old age.
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