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H. L. Mencken
Sunday: A day given over by Americans to wishing they were dead and in heaven, and that their neighbors were dead and in hell.
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James Whitcomb Riley
The most essential factor is persistence - the determination never to allow your energy or enthusiasm to be dampened by the discouragement that must inevitably come.
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Mahatma Gandhi
Where there is love there is life.
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Berthald Auerbach
Music washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life.
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William Shakespeare
All the world's a stage,And all the men and women merely players.They have their exits and their entrances,And one man in his time plays many parts,His acts being seven ages.
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Aristotle
Man perfected by society is the best of all animals he is the most terrible of all when he lives without law, and without justice.
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Dr. Dale E. Turner
God does not judge us by the multitude of works we perform, but how well we do the work that is ours to do. The happiness of too many days is often destroyed by trying to accomplish too much in one day. We would do well to follow a common rule for our daily lives--DO LESS, AND DO IT BETTER.
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Ogden Nash
Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.
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Aesop
Self-conceit may lead to self-destruction.
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Joan Baez
As long as one keeps searching, the answers come.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
He who is not everyday conquering some fear has not learned the secret of life.
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Albert Einstein, Telegram, 24 May 1946
The unleashed power of the atom has changed everything save our modes of thinking and we thus drift toward unparalleled catastrophe.
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