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Oprah Winfrey, O Magazine, December 2003
I believe the choice to be excellent begins with aligning your thoughts and words with the intention to require more from yourself.
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Robert
In order to preserve your self-respect, it is sometimes necessary to lie and cheat.
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Blaise Pascal
The sensibility of man to trifles, and his insensibility to great things, indicates a strange inversion.
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Samuel Johnson
Learn that the present hour alone is man's.
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John Wilson
Oh for a book and a shady nook...
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Ed Daley
Surfing is good for the soul, worries seems to drift away as you scan the horizon for the next wave.
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Odell Shepard
It is always wise, as it is also fair, to test a man by the standards of his own day, and not by those of another.
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Alexander Pope
Men must be taught as if you taught them not, And things unknown proposed as things forgot.
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John F. Kennedy
The American, by nature, is optimistic. He is experimental, an inventor and a builder who builds best when called upon to build greatly.
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C. S. Lewis, The Abolition of Man
Telling us to obey instinct is like telling us to obey people. People say different things: so do instincts. Our instincts are at war.... Each instinct, if you listen to it, will claim to be gratified at the expense of the rest....
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Bhagawan Sri Sathya Sai Baba
Man's many desires are like the small metal coins he carries about in his pocket. The more he has the more they weigh him down.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
Do not be too timid and squeamish about your actions. All life is an experience.
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