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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Crazy Online Famous Quotations - 43

Morley Saefer

Kids' views are often just as valid as the teachers'. The best teachers are the ones that know that.


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Frederick Douglas

If there is no struggle, there is no progress.


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Lord Chesterfield

Modesty is the only sure bait when you angle for praise.


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Alexis Carrel

The love of beauty in its multiple forms is the noblest gift of the human cerebrum.


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Mark Twain

What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight, what counts is the size of the fight in the dog.


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Abraham Lincoln

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power.


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Harold Ross

If you can't be funny, be interesting.


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Gaston Bachelard

Ideas are refined and multiplied in the commerce of minds. In their splendor, images effect a very simple communion of souls.


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Michel Fortin

Do what you love and the business will follow.


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Mark Twain

The universal brotherhood of man is our most precious possession.


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Chuck Palahniuk

Which is worse: Hell or nothing?


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Omar Bradley

The way to win an atomic war is to make certain it never starts.



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