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Lewis Thomas
The great thing about human language is that it prevents us from sticking to the matter at hand.
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William Shakespeare, Sonnet lxxxvii
Farewell! thou art too dear for my possessing.
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Charles Mathias, Jr.
I cannot help but wonder whether, by continuing and expanding the school lunch program, we aren't witnessing, if not encouraging, the slow demise of yet another American tradition the brown bag. ... Perhaps we are beholding yet another break in the chain that links child to home.
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Wilson Mizner
God help those who do not help themselves.
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Back to the Future
Biff Tannen So why don't you make like a tree and get outta here
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Frederick Langbridge
Two men look out through the same bars One sees the mud and one the stars.
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Eric Hoffer
The most gifted members of the human species are at their creative best when they cannot have their way, and must compensate for what they miss by realizing and cultivating their capacities and talents.
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Martin Luther King, Jr.
All labor that uplifts humanity has dignity and importance and should be undertaken with painstaking excellence.
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Whitney M. Young Jr.
Support the strong, give courage to the timid, remind the indifferent, and warn the opposed.
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Margaret Lowenfeld
Play is an essential function of the passage from immaturity to emotional maturity. Any individual without the opportunities for adequate play in early life will go on seeking them in the stuff of adult life.
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Oprah Winfrey
Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.
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Shirley MacLaine
Dwelling on the negative simply contributes to its power.
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