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Edward C. Banfield
Every political system is an accumulation of habits, customs, prejudices, and principles that have survived a long process of trial and error and of ceaseless response to changing circumstances. If the system works well on the whole, it is a lucky accident -- the luckiest, indeed, that can befall a society.
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Alexander Graham Bell
What this power is, I cannot say. All I know is that it exists...and it becomes available only when you are in that state of mind in which you know EXACTLY what you want...and are fully determined not to quit until you get it.
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Elizabeth Bowen
The heart may think it knows better the senses know that absence blots people out. We really have no absent friends. The friend becomes a traitor by breaking, however unwillingly or sadly, out of our own zone a hard judgment is passed on him, for all the pleas of the heart.
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Laertius Diogenes
'Bury me on my face,' said Diogenes and when he was asked why, he replied, 'Because in a little while everything will be turned upside down.'
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Ambrose of Milan
Prayer is the wing wherewith the soul flies to heaven, and meditation the eye wherewith we see God.
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Doug Larson
An optimist thinks this is the best of all worlds. A pessimist fears the same may be true.
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Henry Miller
Confusion is a word we have invented for an order which is not understood.
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Menander
He who labors diligently need never despair for all things are accomplished by diligence and labor.
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Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray, 1891
I love acting. It is so much more real than life.
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Laurence J. Peter
Slump, and the world slumps with you. Push, and you push alone.
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Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
Our friends show us what we can do our enemies teach us what we must do.
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Charles Schwab
I have probably purchased fifty 'hot tips' in my career, maybe even more. When I put them all together, I know I am a net loser.
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