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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Clever Online Famous Quotations - 38

Rainer Maria Rilke

Live your questions now, and perhaps even without knowing it, you will live along some distant day into your answers.


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Kahlil Gibran

Of life's two chief prizes, beauty and truth, I found the first in a loving heart and the second in a laborer's hand.


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Fred Rogers

Play is often talked about as if it were a relief from serious learning. But for children play is serious learning. Play is really the work of childhood.


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Matthew Arnold

Truth sits upon the lips of dying men.


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Samuel Butler

The man who lets himself be bored is even more contemptible than the bore.


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Dalai Llama

This is my simple religion. There is no need for temples; no need for complicated philosophy. Our own brain, our own heart is our temple; the philosophy is kindness.


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Titus Maccius Plautus

I am always afraid of your something shall be done.


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Confucius, nalects, IV.11

While the gentleman cherishes benign rule, the small man cherishes his native land. While the gentleman cherishes a respect for the law, the small man cherishes generous treatment.


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Khalil Gibran, The Prophet

Doubt is a feeling too lonely to know that faith is its twin.


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H. L. Mencken

Jury: a group of twelve men who, having lied to the judge about their hearing, health and business engagements, have failed to fool him.


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William Hazlitt

Without the aid of prejudice and custom I should not be able to find my way across the room.


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Rainer Maria Rilke

If your daily life seems poor, do not blame it; blame yourself, tell yourself that you are not poet enough to call forth its riches.



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