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Elizabeth Taylor
It's not the having, its the getting.
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Elizabeth Grymeston
A fair woman is a paradise to the eye, a purgatory to the purse, and a hell to the soul.
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Rachel Carson
For the sense of smell, almost more than any other, has the power to recall memories and it is a pity that you use it so little.
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Ian Shoales
Favorite color: I hate colors.
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Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
There is a courtesy of the heart; it is allied to love. From its springs the purest courtesy in the outward behavior.
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Terry Goodkind
Never let a beautiful woman pick your path for you when there is a man in her line of sight.
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unknown
The only difference between genius and stupidity is that genius is limited.
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Pythagorus
Rest satisfied with doing well, and leave others to talk of you as they please.
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Mahatma Gandhi
Where there is love there is life.
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Albert Pike
He who endeavors to serve, to benefit, and improve the world, is like a swimmer, who struggles against a rapid current, in a river lashed into angry waves by the winds. Often they roar over his head, often they beat him back and baffle him. Most men yield to the stress of the current... Only here and there the stout, strong heart and vigorous arms struggle on toward ultimate success.
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Prophet Mohammad, Abu-Masud: Bukhari
If you do not feel ashamed of anything, then you can do whatever you like.
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Benjamin Cardozo
Freedom of expression is the matrix, the indispensable condition, of nearly every other form of freedom.
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