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Unknown
Faith is believeing in something That sometimes doesn't always seem logical.
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Joseph Addison
A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes.
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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
I don't pretend to have all the answers. I don't pretend to even know what the questions are. Hey, where am I
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Margaret Miller
Most conversations are simply monologues delivered in the presence of a witness.
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Robert South
If there be any truer measure of a man than by what he does, it must be by what he gives.
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Graffito
I shot an arrow into the air, and it stuck.
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Benjamin Franklin
Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
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The Best of the Best (motion picture)
To save a Life in defeat, is to receive Victory and Honor.
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Toni Morrison
Love is or it ain't. Thin love ain't love at all.
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Carmichael
You can give without loving, but you cannot love without giving.
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Jean Nathan Miller
Through his mastery of storytelling techniques, he has managed to separate his character, in the public mind, from his actions as president. ... He has, in short, mesmerized us with that steady gaze.
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Boris Nikolayevich Yeltsin
You can build a throne with bayonets, but you can't sit on it for long.
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