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Mario Cuomo
Democracy is not meant to be efficient, it is meant to be fair.
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Titus Livius
In difficult and desperate cases, the boldest counsels are the safest.
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Mies van der Rohe
God is in the details.
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Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire
A multitude of laws in a country is like a great number of physicians, a sign of weakness and malady.
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Hugh McColl, Jr.
Without question, reading has been the foundation of whatever success I've had in my life.
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John Adams
But a Constitution of Government once changed from Freedom, can never be restored. Liberty, once lost, is lost forever.
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John B. Bogart
When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news.
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Edmund Burke
All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing.
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John Steinbeck
I hate cameras. They are so much more sure than I am about everything.
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Robert H. Goddard
It is difficult to say what is impossible, for the dream of yesterday is the hope of today and the reality of tomorrow.
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John McCrae
If ye break faith with us who die We shall not sleep, though poppies grow In Flanders fields.
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Samuel Butler
It is in the uncompromisingness with which dogma is held and not in the dogma, or want of dogma, that the danger lies.
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