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Debra Messing
Honesty is probably the sexiest thing a man can give to a woman.
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Horace Walpole
This world is a comedy for those who think and a tragedy for those who feel.
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Geoffrey Parsons
To feel the right emotions is fully as important as to hold the right ideas, and the great service of religion is the development of the right emotions.
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David Schoenbrun
History's lessons are no more enlightening than the wisdom of those who interpret them.
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Gail Sheehy
If we don't change, we don't grow. If we don't grow, we aren't really living.
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Edmund Burke
Bad law is the worst sort of tyranny.
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Miguel de Cervantes
Truth may be stretched, but cannot be broken, and always gets above falsehood, as oil does above water.
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Emily Dickinson
One need not be a chamber to be haunted; One need not be a house;
The brain has corridors surpassing
Material place.
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Don Quinn
A bachelor is a selfish, undeserving guy who has cheated some woman out of a divorce.
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Alfred Hitchcock
This paperback is very interesting, but I find it will never replace a hardcover book - it makes a very poor doorstop.
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Nan Fairbrother
The hardest of all is learning to be a well of affection, and not a fountain to show them we love them not when we feel like it, but when they do.
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Niels Bohr
Your theory is crazy, but it's not crazy enough to be true.
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