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Clever Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 8
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J. Petit-Senn
The hatred we bear our enemies injures their happiness less than our own.
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Terry Pratchett, Men at Arms
Sham Harga had run a succesful eatery for many years by always smiling, never extending credit, and realizing that most of his customers wanted meals properly balanced between the four food groups: sugar, starch, grease and burnt crunchy bits.
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Oscar Wilde
One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards.
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Bradley Miller
Teaching a child not to step on a caterpillar is as valuable to the child as it is to the caterpillar.
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Horace Mann, address at Antioch College, 1859
Be ashamed to die until you have won some victory for humanity.
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Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.
Be careful what you pretend to be because you are what you pretend to be.
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Edwin Hubbel Chapin
Every action of our lives touches on some chord that will vibrate in eternity.
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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
If you lived in the Dark Ages, and you were a catapult operator, I bet the most common question people would ask is, 'Can't you make it shoot farther' No. I'm sorry. That's as far as it shoots.
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Andrew Schneider
The fact that we don't know this man, isn't important really. Cause his experience is our experience, and his fate is our fate. Vani tass, vani tatum, et omni i vani tass, says the preacher. All is vanity I think that's a pretty good epitaph for all of us. When we're stripped of all our worldly possessions and all our fame, family, friends, we all face death alone. But it's that solitude in death that's our common bond in life. I know it's ironic, but that's just the way things are. Vani tass, vani tatum, et omni i vani tass. Only when we understand all is vanity, only then, it isn't.
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William Shakespeare
He was a man, take him for all in all, I shall not look upon his like again.
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Marian Wright Edelman
We must not, in trying to think about how we can make a big difference, ignore the small daily differences we can make which, over time, add up to big differences that we often cannot foresee.
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George Gallup
I could prove God statistically.
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