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Louise Nevelson
I never feel age...If you have creative work, you don't have age or time.
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Hindustani Proverb
Eating while seated makes one of large size eating while standing makes one strong.
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Alfred Korzybski
There are two ways to slide easily through life; to believe everything or to doubt everything. Both ways save us from thinking.
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Daphne du Maurier
Writers should be read, but neither seen nor heard.
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Blaise Pascal
I have discovered that all human evil comes from this, man's being unable to sit still in a room.
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Ken Venturi
1. Never tell everything at once.
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Lester Bowles Pearson
I accept now with equanimity the question so constantly addressed to me, 'Are you an American' and merely return the accurate answer, 'Yes, I am a Canadian.'
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Robert M. Hutchins
The object of education is to prepare the young to educate themselves throughout their lives.
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James Gould Cozzens
Be virtuous and you'll be happy Nonsense Be happy and you'll begin to be virtuous.
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G.K. Chesterton
Coincidences are spiritual puns.
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C.J. Harbison
I am like SPAM Some people like me, some people hate me, but nobody knows what I'm made of.
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John Updike
Perfectionism is the enemy of creation, as extreme self-solicitude is the enemy of well-being.
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