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Alan Dershowitz
Nobody wants justice.
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Sir Richard Steele
Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body.
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William Ralph Inge
There is no law of progress. Our future is in our own hands, to make or to mar. It will be an uphill fight to the end, and would we have it otherwise Let no one suppose that evolution will ever exempt us from struggles. 'You forget,' said the Devil, with a chuckle, 'that I have been evolving too.'
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William Jennings Bryan
Destiny...is not a matter of chance, it is a matter of choice; it is not a thing to be waited for, it is a thing to be achieved
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Marcel Proust
The only paradise is paradise lost.
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Dan Rather
And now the sequence of events in no particular order.
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Scottish Proverb
What may be done at any time will be done at no time.
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Chief Joseph
I believe much trouble and blood would be saved if we opened our hearts more. I will tell you in my way how the Indian sees things. The white man has more words to tell you how they look to him, but it does not require many words to speak the truth.
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Kelly Barton
Water is the most neglected nutrient in your diet but one of the most vital.
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Maria Edgeworth, O Magazine, April 2004
If we take care of the moments, the years will take care of themselves.
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Publilius Syrus
The happy man is not he who seems thus to others, but who seems thus to himself.
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Marcel Archard
The bedfellows politics made are never strange. It only seems that way to those who have not watched the courtship.
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