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Scottish Proverb
Be happy while you're living, for you're a long time dead.
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Sigmund Freud
When making a decision of minor importance, I have always found it advantageous to consider all the pros and cons. In vital matters, however, such as the choice of a mate or a profession, the decision should come from the unconscious, from somewhere within ourselves. In the important decisions of personal life, we should be governed, I think, by the deep inner needs of our nature.
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Kate Chopin
She wanted something to happen - something, anything she did not know what.
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Victor Cousin
All men have an equal right to the free development of their faculties; they have an equal right to the impartial protection of the state; but it is not true, it is against all the laws of reason and equity, it is against the eternal nature of things, that the indolent man and the laborious man, the spendthrift and the economist, the imprudent and the wise, should obtain and enjoy an equal amount of goods.
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Francis Edwards
All's fair in love and war.
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Wystan Hugh Auden
History is, strictly speaking, the study of questions the study of answers belongs to anthropology and sociology.
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Thomas Hardy
A resolution to avoid an evil is seldom framed till the evil is so far advanced as to make avoidance impossible.
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Thomas Arnold Bennett
Having once decided to achieve a certain task, achieve it at all costs of tedium and distaste. The gain in self-confidence of having accomplished a tiresome labor is immense.
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Thomas a Kempis
Never be entirely idle; but either be reading, or writing, or praying or meditating or endeavoring something for the public good.
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Ed Macauley
When you are not practicing, remember, someone somewhere is practicing, and when you meet him he will win.
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Plutarch
To find a fault is easy; to do better may be difficult.
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Tallulah Bankhead
Nobody can be exactly like me. Sometimes even I have trouble doing it.
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