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Silly Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 2
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Michael Crichton, Caltech Michelin Lecture, January 17, 2003
The belief that there are other life forms in the universe is a matter of faith. There is not a single shred of evidence for any other life forms, and in forty years of searching, none has been discovered. There is absolutely no evidentiary reason to maintain this belief.
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Publilius Syrus
Any plan is bad which is incapable of modification.
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Virgil Thompson
The way to write American music is simple. All you have to do is be an American and then write any kind of music you wish.
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Marie Henri Beyle, (1783-1842)
All religions are founded on the fear of the many and the cleverness of the few.
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Maya Angelou
Success is liking yourself, liking what you do, and liking how you do it.
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William James
Why should we think upon things that are lovely? Because thinking determines life. It is a common habit to blame life upon the environment. Environment modifies life but does not govern life. The soul is stronger than its surroundings.
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Sam Rayburn
Son, always tell the truth. Then you'll never have to remember what you said the last time.
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Rule of Life
It is certain that either wise bearing or ignorant carriage is caught, as men take diseases, one from another; therefore, let all take heed as to the society in which they mingle, for in a little while they will be like it.
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Conte Di Camillo Benso Cavour
The man who trusts men will make fewer mistakes that he who distrusts them.
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Benjamin Franklin
They that will not be counseled, cannot be helped. If you do not hear reason she will rap you on the knuckles.
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Author Unknown
Too many people confine their exercise to jumping to conclusions, running up bills, stretching the truth, bending over backward, lying down on the job, sidestepping responsibility and pushing their luck.
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Edna St. Vincent Millay, Letters, 1952
Please give me some good advice in your next letter. I promise not to follow it.
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