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Arab Proverb
The whisper of a pretty girl can be heard further than the roar of a lion.
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Mark Twain
Religion consists of a set of things which the average man thinks he believes and wishes he was certain.
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Mark Twain
Great people are those who make others feel that they, too, can become great.
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Dale Carnegie
When we hate our enemies, we are giving them power over us: power over our sleep, our appetites, our blood pressure, our health, and our happiness. Our enemies would dance with joy if only they knew how they were worrying us, lacerating us, and getting even with us! Our hate is not hurting them at all, but our hate is turning our own days and nights into a hellish turmoil.
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Ovid
All things may corrupt when minds are prone to evil.
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George Bancroft
Beauty is but the sensible image of the Infinite. Like truth and justice it lives within us; like virtue and the moral law it is a companion of the soul.
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Man Ray
It has never been my object to record my dreams, just to realize them.
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Woody Allen
I am at two with nature.
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Joe Moore
There are no answers, only cross-references.
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Barry Commoner
Nothing ever goes away.
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Iris Murdoch
Love is the difficult realization that something other than oneself is real.
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Socrates, In "1,911 Best Things Anybody Ever Said," ed. Robert Byrne, 1988
Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers.
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