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Kingman Brewster, Jr.
There is no greater challenge than to have someone relying upon you no greater satisfaction than to vindicate his expectation.
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Umberto Eco
The real hero is always a hero by mistake he dreams of being an honest coward like everybody else.
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Virgil
I feel again a spark of that ancient flame.
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Henry David Thoreau
In the long run, you hit only what you aim at: Therefore aim high.
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Midori Koto
Honor isn't about making the right choices. It's about dealing with the consequences.
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Kahlil Gibran
The deeper that sorrow carves into your being, the more joy you can contain.
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Daniel J. Boorstin
The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge.
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Unknown
People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.
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Jefferson Davis
Truth crushed to the earth is truth still and like a seed will rise again.
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Will Rogers
Alexander Hamilton started the U.S. Treasury with nothing -- and that was the closest our country has ever been to being even.
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Thornton
My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice cream while it's on your plate--that's my philosophy.
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Edgar Watson Howe
What people say behind your back is your standing in the community.
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