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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Clever Online Famous Quotations - 158

Kingman Brewster, Jr.

There is no greater challenge than to have someone relying upon you no greater satisfaction than to vindicate his expectation.


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Umberto Eco

The real hero is always a hero by mistake he dreams of being an honest coward like everybody else.


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Virgil

I feel again a spark of that ancient flame.


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Henry David Thoreau

In the long run, you hit only what you aim at: Therefore aim high.


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Midori Koto

Honor isn't about making the right choices. It's about dealing with the consequences.


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Kahlil Gibran

The deeper that sorrow carves into your being, the more joy you can contain.


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Daniel J. Boorstin

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge.


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Unknown

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.


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Jefferson Davis

Truth crushed to the earth is truth still and like a seed will rise again.


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Will Rogers

Alexander Hamilton started the U.S. Treasury with nothing -- and that was the closest our country has ever been to being even.


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Thornton

My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice cream while it's on your plate--that's my philosophy.


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Edgar Watson Howe

What people say behind your back is your standing in the community.



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