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Amusing Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 7
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Mark Twain
Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear - not absence of fear.
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Woody Allen
Dying is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down.
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Jules Ormont
A great leader never sets himself above his followers except in carrying responsibilities.
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Thomas a Kempis
Remember that lost time does not return.
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Samuel Butler, In Festing Jones, Samuel Butler : A Memoir
When you have told anyone you have left him a legacy the only decent thing to do is to die at once.
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Mark Twain
Love seems the swiftest, but it is the slowest of growths. No man or woman really knows what perfect love is until they have been married a quarter of a century.
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Corazn Cojuangco Aquino
It is not I who have been consigned to the bedroom of history.
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Anonymous
A man is known by the company he avoids.
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Nicholas Chamfort
In great affairs men show themselves as they wish to be seen in small things they show themselves as they are.
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Vince Lombardi
In great attempts it is glorious even to fail.
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Raymond Hull
He who trims himself to suit everyone will soon whittle himself away.
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Spider-Man
J. Jonah Jameson Hoffman, run down to the patent office and market the name Green Goblin. I want a quarter every time someone says it.
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