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L. Ron Hubbard
ART is a word which summarizes THE QUALITY OF COMMUNICATION.
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John W. Gardner
When Alexander the Great visited Diogenes and asked whether he could do anything for the famed teacher, Diogenes replied 'Only stand out of my light.' Perhaps some day we shall know how to heighten creativity. Until then, one of the best things we can do for creative men and women is to stand out of their light.
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Sue Halpern
Passion kept one fully in the present, so that time became a series of mutually exclusive 'nows.'
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Robert F. Kennedy, South Africa, 1966
It is from numberless diverse acts of courage and belief that human history is shaped. Each time a man stands up for an ideal, or acts to improve the lot of others, or strikes out against injustice, he sends forth a tiny ripple of hope, and crossing each other from a million different centers of energy and daring, those ripples build a current that can sweep down the mightiest walls of oppression and resistance.
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Gene Fowler
Men are not against you they are merely for themselves.
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I. F. Stone
The youth gets together his materials to build a bridge to the moon, or, perchance, a palace or temple on the earth, and, at length, the middle-aged man concludes to build a woodshed with them.
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Herbert W. Boyer
Wonder is what sets us apart from other life forms. No other species wonders about the meaning of existence or the complexity of the universe or themselves.
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Daphne du Maurier
Writers should be read, but neither seen nor heard.
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Courteney Cox
I don't have time for superficial friends. I suppose if you're really lonely you can call a superficial friend, but otherwise, what's the point
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Dolly Parton
Storms make trees take deeper roots.
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Samuel Taylor Coleridge
Works of imagination should be written in very plain language the more purely imaginative they are the more necessary it is to be plain.
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Marcius Porcius Cato
Carthago delenda est. (Carthage must be destroyed.)
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