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Robert Louis Stevenson
Wine is bottled poetry.
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Frank Herbert
The beginning of knowledge is the discovery of something we do not understand.
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Mahatma Gandhi
Live simply that others may simply live.
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Elbert Hubbard
An ounce of loyalty is worth a pound of cleverness.
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Marc Chagall
When I am finishing a picture, I hold some God-made object up to it a rock, a flower, the branch of a tree or my hand as a final test. If the painting stands up beside a thing man cannot make, the painting is authentic. If theres a clash between the two, its bad art.
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Horace
Naturam expellas furca, tamen usque revenit. (You may drive nature out with a pitchfork, she will nevertheless come back.)
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James Beard
Food is our common ground, a universal experience.
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Morticia Addams - from the Addams Family movie
We gladly feast on those who would subdue us ... not just pretty words, Fester.
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G. K. Chesterton
An adventure is only an inconvenience rightly considered. An inconvenience is only an adventure wrongly considered.
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Maya Angelou
I answer the heroic question 'Death, where is thy sting' with 'It is here in my heart and mind and memories.'
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Oliver Wendell Holmes, The Autocrat of the Breakfast-Table, 1858
A thought is often original, though you have uttered it a hundred times.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson, Letters and Social Aims: Progress of Culture, 1876
Every artist was first an amateur.
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