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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

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David P Gardner

Much that passes for education ... is not education at all but ritual. The fact is that we are being educated when we know it least.


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Rosabeth Moss Kanter

To stay ahead, you must have your next idea waiting in the wings.


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Elizabeth Berg

There is incredible value in being of service to others. I think if most of the people in therapy offices were dragged out to put their finger in a dike, take up their place in a working line, they would be relieved of terrible burdens.


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Milo Bloom

The first sign of a nervous breakdown is when you start thinking your work is terribly important.


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Jerry Flint, in Forbes

Competition is a painful thing, but it produces great results.


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Oscar Wilde

One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.


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Mary Howitt

For visions come not to polluted eyes.


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Albert Einstein

We believe that an informed citizenry will act for life and not for death. (on atomic energy)


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William Hazlitt

The way to procure insults is to submit to them a man meets with no more respect than he exacts.


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Louis D. Brandeis

Nearly all legislation involves a weighing of public needs as against private desires and likewise a weighing of relative social values.


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Herbert Spencer

Opinion is ultimately determined by the feelings, and not by the intellect.


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Italian Proverb

It is a good answer that knows when to stop.



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