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Doctor Who
Logic merely enables one to be wrong with authority.
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William Shakespeare
Love all, trust a few. Do wrong to none.
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Michael Horton
When salvation is viewed as man's program, it is left up to man as to whether he will let God do this or that, but when it is viewed as God's program, there is a confidence and a certainty that no one whom God regenerates will be a carnal Christian.
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Cindy Lew
Remember, the greatest gift is not found in a store nor under a tree, but in the hearts of true friends.
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Oscar Wilde, The Ballad of Reading Gaol
And the wild regrets, and the bloody sweats, None knew so well as I: For he who lives more lives than one More deaths than one must die.
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Menander
The sword the body wounds, sharp words the mind.
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James M. Barrie
Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else.
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Henry Ward Beecher
Troubles are often the tools God fashions us for better things.
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Fred Allen
Committee--a group of men who individually can do nothing but as a group decide that nothing can be done.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
The more he talked of his honor, the faster we counted our spoons.
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Jean-Jacques Rousseau
One loses all the time which he might employ to better purpose.
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Publilius Syrus
How unhappy is he who cannot forgive himself.
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