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Real Live Preacher, Real Live Preacher weblog, 10-06-05
Some things you do because you want to. Some things you do because of the needs of others in your family.
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Publilius Syrus
I have often regretted my speech, never my silence.
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Jean Rhys
I am the only truth I know.
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Charles Baudelaire
It is necessary to work, if not from inclination, at least from despair. Everything considered, work is less boring than amusing oneself.
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Hubert Humphrey
The hardest job for a politician today is to have the courage to be a moderate. It's easy to take an extreme position.
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Simon MacDonald
A leader must be constantly aware of the power of his words .... and his silences.
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James Grover Thurber
Love is what you've been through with somebody.
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Euripides
Courage may be taught as a child is taught to speak.
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Don Passmani
Ther's some trophy value to having artists of this magnitude. (after his client signed an 80 million contract with Virgin Records)
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Jay Leno
Your preoccupation should be on doing what you do as well as you can. What your co-workers say about you, what your opponent is doing -- that doesn't matter.
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E. J. Phelps
The man who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything.
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Thomas Jefferson, First Inaugural Address
Sometimes it is said that man cannot be trusted with the governing of himself. Can he, then, be trusted with the government of others? Or have we found angels in the forms of kings to govern him? Let history answer this question.
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