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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

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Robert Frost

The world is full of willing people, some willing to work, the rest willing to let them.


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Miguel de Cervantes

Within a stone's throw of it.


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William Penn

Never marry but for love but see that thou lovest what is lovely.


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William Shakespeare

This above all to thine own self be true.


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Sebastian Brant, The Ship of Fools

The world wants to be deceived.


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Ernest Hemingway

So far, about morals, I know only that what is moral is what you feel good after and what is immoral is what you feel bad after.


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Abraham Lincoln, speech in Washington D.C., 1865

I have always found that mercy bears richer fruits than strict justice.


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William James

Of all the beautiful truths pertaining to the soul None is more gladdening or fruitful than to know You can regenerate and make yourself what you will.


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Pearl Sydenstricker Buck

I don't wait for moods. You accomplish nothing if you do that. Your mind must know it has got to get down to work.


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Friedrich Nietzsche

Hope in reality is the worst of all evils, because it prolongs the torments of man.


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Alfred North Whitehead

The art of progress is to preserve order amid change and to preserve change amid order.


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Logan Pearsall Smith, Afterthoughts (1931) "Life and Human Nature"

There are two things to aim at in life: first, to get what you want; and, after that, to enjoy it. Only the wisest of mankind achieve the second.



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