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John Kerry, speech in New York, August 24, 2004
At every step of the way, George W. Bush has put the narrow interests of the few ahead of the interests of most Americans.
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Loren Klein
To touch is to experience, but to feel is to live.
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Chinese
The best soldiers are not warlike.
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J. R. R. Tolkien, The Fellowship of the Ring, spoken by Boromir
For though I do not ask for aid, we need it.
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Dr. Rob Gilbert
It's all right to have butterflies in your stomach. Just get them to fly in formation.
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Suze Orman
It's better to do nothing with your money than something you don't understand.
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Kara Vichko
These days, the wages of sin depend on what kind of deal you make with the devil.
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Plato
Just as it would be madness to settle on medical treatment for the body of a person by taking an opinion poll of the neighbors, so it is irrational to prescribe for the body politic by polling the opinions of the people at large.
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Dag Hammarskjld
God does not die on the day when we cease to believe in a personal deity, but we die on the day when our lives cease to be illumined by the steady radiance, renewed daily, of a wonder, the source of which is beyond all reason.
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Horace
Whatever your advice, make it brief.
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Bertrand Russell
All movements go too far.
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Jean-Jacques Rousseau
Virtue is a state of war, and to live in it we have always to combat with ourselves.
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