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Mary Lou Cook
Creativity is inventing, experimenting, growing, taking risks, breaking rules, making mistakes, and having fun.
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Socrates
Thou shouldst eat to live not live to eat.
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Ray Knight
Concentration is the ability to think about absolutely nothing when it is absolutely necessary.
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J. R. R. Tolkien, The Fellowship of the Ring
Courage is found in unlikely places.
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Proverbs 12:15
Stupid people always think they are right. Wise people listen to advice.
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Dolores Huerta
If you haven't forgiven yourself something, how can you forgive others
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Bonnie Prudden
You can't turn back the clock. But you can wind it up again.
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Kahlil Gibran
Doubt is a pain too lonely to know that faith is his twin brother.
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Richard R. Grant
The wisest person is not the one who has the fewest failures but the one who turns failures to best account.
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Vaclav Havel
Modern man must descend the spiral of his own absurdity to the lowest point only then can he look beyond it. It is obviously impossible to get around it, jump over it, or simply avoid it.
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William Shakespeare
For 'tis the sport to have the engineer Hoist with his own petard...
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Sir John Denham
Tis the most certain sign, the world's accurst. That the best things corrupted are the worst.
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