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Very Funny Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 20
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Sir Winston Churchill
When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber.
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Seneca, Epistuloe ad Lucilium, Epis. LXX, 9
Everything may happen. (Omnio fieri possent.)
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Yogi Berra
Slump I ain't in no slump... I just ain't hitting.
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Kevin R. Hutson
Naturally intelligent people are like lumps of coal. Eventually, we turn into diamonds, And the people we once envied, turn into coal.
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John Ruskin (1819-1900), British poet, artist,
There is hardly anything in the world
that some man
cannot make a little worse
cannot make a little cheaper
and the people
who consider price only
are this man’s lawful prey.
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Ovid
Judgement of beauty can err, what with the wine and the dark.
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Thomas H. Huxley
Irrationally held truths may be more harmful than reasoned errors.
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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
It's funny that pirates were always going around searching for treasure, and they never realized that the real treasure was the fond memories they were creating.
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Hob Broun
Realism...has no more to do with reality than anything else.
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Marcus Aurelius Antoninus, Meditations
You will find rest from vain fancies if you perform every act in life as though it were your last.
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C. S. Lewis, The Case for Christianity
This year, or this month, or, more likely, this very day, we have failed to practise ourselves the kind of behaviour we expect from other people.
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Jules Verne
Whatever one man is capable of conceiving, other men will be able to achieve.
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