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Ivy Baker Priest
Any woman who has a career and a family automatically develops something in the way of two personalities, like two sides of a dollar bill, each different in design. ... Her problem is to keep one from draining the life from the other.
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Bill Vaughan
Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a man's lifetime income -- which he then spends sending his son to college.
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General Douglas MacArthur
In war, you win or lose, live or die - and the difference is just an eyelash.
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Pearl Buck
Order is the shape upon which beauty depends.
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Agnes Repplier, Americans and Others, 1912
We cannot really love anybody with whom we never laugh.
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Nikita Khrushchev
Bombs do not choose. They will hit everything.
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Italian Proverb
By learning to obey, you will know how to command.
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Anonymous
There are no thanks for a kindness, which has been delayed.
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Virgil
Whatever it is, I fear Greeks even when they bring gifts.
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Samuel Taylor Coleridge
Advice is like snow; the softer it falls, the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into, the mind.
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William Shakespeare, "Julius Caesar", Act 3 scene 2
For Brutus is an honourable man; So are they all, all honourable men.
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Cicero
A happy life consists in tranquillity of mind.
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