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Charles Baudelaire
We are weighed down, every moment, by the conception and the sensation of Time. And there are but two means of escaping and forgetting this nightmare: pleasure and work. Pleasure consumes us. Work strengthens us. Let us choose.
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Marion Shepilov Barry, Jr.
Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.
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John Still
The memories of men are too frail a thread to hang history from.
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Thomas Mann
A writer is somebody for whom writing is more difficult than it is for other people.
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Julius Caesar
Men willingly believe what they wish.
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Phyllis Bottome
When you make a mistake, don't look back at it long. Take the reason of the thing into your mind, and then look forward. Mistakes are lessons of wisdom. The past cannot be changed. The future is yet in your power.
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Samuel Johnson
Every man wishes to be wise, and they who cannot be wise are almost always cunning.
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Charlotte Bronte
Look twice before you leap.
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Dorothy Day, The Long Loneliness, 1952
I have long since come to believe that people never mean half of what they say, and that it is best to disregard their talk and judge only their actions.
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Frank Zappa
Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe. I dispute that. I say that there is more stupidity than hydrogen, and that is the basic building block of the universe.
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Edward Weeks
To live with fear and not be afraid is the final test of maturity.
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Harry S Truman
Once a government is committed to the principle of silencing the voice of opposition, it has only one way to go, and that is down the path of increasingly repressive measures, until it becomes a source of terror to all its citizens and creates a country where everyone lives in fear.
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