|
| |
|
|
| |
A random selection of fabulous
funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over
hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.
|
Crazy Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 23
|
Juvenal
The people that one bestowed commands, consulships, legions, and all else, now concerns itself no more, and longs eagerly for just two things - bread and circuses
= = = = = = = = = =
Voltaire
I have lost the half of myself – a soul for which mine was made.
= = = = = = = = = =
Percy Bysshe Shelley
History is a cyclic poem written by Time upon the memories of man.
= = = = = = = = = =
Joan Rivers
I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
= = = = = = = = = =
Martin Luther King, Jr.
We must learn to live together as brothers or perish together as fools.
= = = = = = = = = =
Marcel Proust
We are healed from suffering only by experiencing it to the full.
= = = = = = = = = =
Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
He that respects himself is safe from others. He wears a coat of mail that none can pierce.
= = = = = = = = = =
Johann von Goethe
Dream no small dreams for they have no power to move the hearts of men.
= = = = = = = = = =
Francis Bacon
Nothing is to be feared but fear.
= = = = = = = = = =
Sophocles
Rash indeed is he who reckons on the morrow, or haply on days beyond it for tomorrow is not, until today is past.
= = = = = = = = = =
Sir Winston Churchill
Success is never final.
= = = = = = = = = =
George C. Marshall
If man does find the solution for world peace it will be the most revolutionary reversal of his record we have ever known.
|
| |
|
<< Now check out our massive collection of funny quotations, sayings, proverbs and maxims. >>
More Funny Quotations |
| |
|
|
| |
|
|
| |
| |
| |
|
