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Amusing Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 17
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George Santayana
Each religion, by the help of more or less myth which it takes more or less seriously, proposes some method of fortifying the human soul and enabline it to make its peace with its destiny.
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Sir Julian Huxley
Operationally, God is beginning to resemble not a ruler but the last fading smile of a cosmic Cheshire cat.
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David Bissonette
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
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Ansel Adams
There is nothing worse then a sharp image of a fuzzy concept.
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The Running Man, movie
Guess again.
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Robert Jordan, The Wheel of Time
There are no clear paths. Only pitfalls and tripwires and darkness.
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Aesop, The Wolf and the Lamb
Any excuse will serve a tyrant.
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G. K. Chesterton
I owe my success to having listened respectfully to the very best advice, and then going away and doing the exact opposite.
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Seneca
The mind is slow to unlearn what it learnt early.
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Saadi
Reveal not every secret you have to a friend, for how can you tell but that friend may hereafter become an enemy. And bring not all mischief you are able to upon an enemy, for he may one day become your friend.
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Cicero
It is a great thing to know our vices.
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Learned Hand
The hand that rules the press, the radio, the screen and the far-spread magazine, rules the country.
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