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Saki
He's simply got the instinct for being unhappy highly developed.
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Ambrose Bierce
Bore, n. A person who talks when you wish him to listen.
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William James
When a thing is new, people say 'It is not true.' Later, when its truth becomes obvious, they say 'It is not important.' Finally, when its importance cannot be denied, they say 'Anyway, it is not new.'
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Thomas Alva Edison
We don't know a millionth of one percent about anything.
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John von Neumann
Anyone who considers arithmetical methods of producing random digits is, of course, in a state of sin.
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Frances E. Willard
Sow and act and you reap a habit; sow a habit and you reap a character; sow a character and you reap destiny.
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Walt Crawford Kelly
We are confronted with insurmountable opportunities.
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H.R. Haldeman
We are getting into semantics again. If we use words, there is a very grave danger they will be misinterpreted.
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Leo Rosten
If you are going to do something wrong at least enjoy it.
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George Gallup
Polling is merely an instrument for gauging public opinion. When a president or any other leader pays attention to poll results, he is, in effect, paying attention to the views of the people. Any other interpretation is nonsense.
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Robert Burton
Old friends become bitter enemies on a sudden for toys and small offenses.
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Tom Stoppard
We do on stage things that are supposed to happen off. Which is a kind of integrity, if you look on every exit as being an entrance somewhere else.
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