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Laurence J. Peter
Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.
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Will Rogers
Well, all I know is what I read in the papers.
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Horace Mann
Jails and prisons are the complement of schools; so many less as you have of the latter, so many more must you have of the former.
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US Marine Proverb
It is always easier to ask forgiveness than permission.
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Mark Twain
Loyalty to petrified opinion never yet broke a chain or freed a human soul.
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Gloria Steinem
At my graduation, I thought we had to marry what we wished to become. Now you are becoming the men you once would have wished to marry.
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John F. Kennedy
When we got into office, the thing that surprised me the most was that things were as bad as we'd been saying they were.
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Robert Hutchins
The policy of repression of ideas cannot work and never has worked.
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John Milton, Paradise Lost
Hell has no benefits, only torture.
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Bishop Vincent
Ideas are the factors that lift civilization. They create revolutions. There is more dynamite in an idea than in many bombs.
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Mark Ardis
A specification that will not fit on one page of 8.5x11 inch paper cannot be understood.
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Dwight D Eisenhower
This desk of mine is one at which a man may die, but from which he cannot resign.
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