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Georges Jacques Danton
I have lived, tomorrow, I shall sleep in glory.
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Annie Sullivan
People seldom see the halting and painful steps by which the most insignificant success is achieved.
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Thomas Fuller
He that plants trees loves others beside himself.
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Lily Tomlin
Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.
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Patricia Moyes
I simply cannot understand the passion that some people have for making themselves thoroughly uncomfortable and then boasting about it afterwards.
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George Washington
'Tis our true policy to steer clear of permanent alliances with any portion of the foreign world.
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Mary Howitt
For visions come not to polluted eyes.
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Tryon Edwards
He who can suppress a moment's anger may prevent a day of sorrow.
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Micron
Hatred is toxic waste in the river of life.
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Claude Levi-Strauss
The wise man doesn't give the right answers, he poses the right questions.
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George Colman
Praise the bridge that carried you over.
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Mencius, Works
Sincerity is the way of Heaven.
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