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Colin Powell
There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure.
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Dudley Moore
The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it.
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Lawrence George Durrell
There are no days in life so memorable as those which vibrated to some stroke of the imagination.
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Roy E. Moody
The greatest motivational act one person can do for another is to listen.
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Abdul Baha, Paris Talks, p. 15
Do not be content with showing friendship in words alone, let your heart burn with loving kindness for all who may cross your path.
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Benjamin Franklin
Sin is not hurtful because it is forbidden, but it is forbidden because it's hurtful.
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La Rochefoucauld
We rarely think that people have good sense unless they agree with us.
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Bruce Lee
Ideas are the beginning of all achievement.
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J. Michael Straczynski, Babylon 5 (Television Series) "Comes the Inquisitor"
No greater love hath a man than he lay down his life for his brother. Not for millions, .. not for glory, not for fame. For one person, .. in the dark .. where no one will ever know .. or see.
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Nelson Mandela
The greatest glory in living lies not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall.
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Alfred, Lord Tennyson, In Memoriam A.H.H. 96, ll. 11-12.
There lives more faith in honest doubt, Believe me,
than in half the creeds.
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John Wayne, (as Genghis Kahn to Susan Hayward in the move The Conqueror) 1956
Yer beautiful in yer wrath! I shall keep you, and in responding to my passions, yer hatred will kindle into love.
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